Allen Woody
All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Allen Woody
Annie Hall (of masturbation)
Don't knock it. It's sex with someone you love.
Allen Woody
Allen Woody
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Allingham Margery 1904-1966
Flowers for the Judge
Once sex rears its ugly ‘ead it's time to steer clear.
Anthony Susan B. 1820-1906
In the schoolroom, more than any other place, does the difference of sex, if there is any, need to be forgotten.
Syckbourn Alan
Bedroom Farce
My mother used to say, Delia, if S-E-X ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.
Baldwin James 1924-1987
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
Barnes Julian
Talking It Over
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
Burke Billie
I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
Comfort Alex
Sex ought to be a wholly satisfying link between two affectionate people from which they emerge unanxious, rewarded, and ready for more.
Cooper Alice 1948-
We've been so bombarded with sex that sex isn't sexy any more. Romace is much sexier now. I think that in the 1990's, we're going to start seeing people dating again.
Cort David
Sex is the great amateur art.
Crystal Billy
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Dangerfield Rodney 1921-
I am at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Donleavy J. P.
The Ginger Man
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.
Dury Ian
Sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Francis Brendan
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Gabor Zsa Zsa
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Guiterman Arthur
Amoebas at the start were not complex;
They tore themselves apart and started sex.
Hepburn Katharine
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
Howard Elizabeth Jane 1923
Sex is like petrol. It's galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.
Hume Cardinal Basil
To love one another, whether of the same sex or of a different sex, is to have entered the area of richest human experience.
Lawrence D.H. 1885-1930
„Leave Sex Alone"
...While we think of it,and talk of it
Let us leave it alone,physically,keep apart.
For while we have sex in the mind,we truly have
none in the body.
Lawrenson Helen
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Lewis C. S. 1898-1963
A woman means by unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others; a man means not giving trouble to others. Thus sex regards the other as basically selfish.
Lodge David
The British Museum is Falling Down
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
Lodge David
Small World
I gave up screwing around a long time ago. I came to the conclusion that sex is a sublimation of the work instinct.
McArthur Alexander and Long H. Kingley
‘Advice to a Lady'
Battles and sex are the only free diversions in slum life. Couple them with drink, which costs money, and you have the three principal outlets for that escape complex which is for ever working in the tenement dweller's subconscious mind.
Machlup Fritz 1902-1983
Let us remember the unfortunate econometrician who, in one of the major functions of his system, had to use a proxy for risk and a dummy for sex.
Marquez Gabriel Garcia
While a person does not give up on sex, sex does not give up on the person.
Mikes George 1912-1987
How to be an Alien
Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.
Miller Henry 1891-1980
Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation
... The other eight are unimportant.
Moore Sparkle
The Strip Club is another form of safe sex.
Needham Richard J.
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, ‘Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'
Odets Clifford 1906-1963
Sex - the poor man's polo.
Riis Sharon
Basically, I'm interested in friendship, sex and death.
Salinger J.D.
The Catcher in the Rye
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.
Sassoon Vidal
Hair is another name for sex.
Signoret Simone 1921-1985
Pains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That's what makes a marriage last - more than passion or even sex.
Sontag Susan
What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.
Szasz Thomas
The Second Sin
Traditionally, sex has been a very private, secretive activity. Herein perhaps lies its powerful force for uniting people in a strong bond. As we make sex less secretive, we may rob it of its power to hold men and women together.
Wall Max 1908-1990
Show business is like sex. When it's wonderful, it's wonderful.
But when it isn't very good, it's still all right.
Wanamaker Zöe
Laughter can be an aphrodisiac, yet it can also be a substitute for sex.