The Spectator
A woman seldom asks advice until she has bought her wedding clothes
My advice to those who are about to begin,in earnest,the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
When a man comes to me for advice ,I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,and the deeper it sinks into,the mind.
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Christianity is good news; not good advice.
In My Beautiful Launderette
„Take my advice, there's money in muck."
Maxims
One gives nothing so freely as advice.
'Be yourself!'is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
I let the American people down,and I have to carry that burden for the rest of my life.My political life is over.I will never again have an opportunity to serve in any official position.
Maybe I can give a little advice from time to time.
We only make a dupe of the friend whose advice we ask, for we never tell him all;and it is usually what we have left unsaid that decides our conduct.
Maltese
Time gives good advice.
Spanish
Don't offer me advice, give me money.
Advice to persons about to marry : 'Don't.'
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent
whether it is taken or not and never persist in trying to set people right.
Advice to young writers who want to get ahead without any annoying delays: don't write about Man, write about a man.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.